Makaela Moments

Last week before bath time, someone decided she wanted to run around naked. Be free little one, be free.

She thought it was the best thing ever, especially when she peed on the kitchen floor. And of course, she slipped and fell in her pee pile while trying to run away. Oh but don't worry, she grabbed herself a wipe and cleaned up her lady parts. 

My god, the things she picks up, lol.

Too bad she wiped back to front, we'll work on that, oh and then used the same wipe to clean up the table.

SUCH a helper!!

And after all that excitement, someone decided to swipe an empty McDonald's cup and kick back.

#talkdirtytome

It was between her and ScarJo for the big Soda Stream Superbowl commercial.

And T.Swift just BARELY beat her out for that diet soda ad.

Had to, sorry. 

Makaela Moments

A few days ago we went out to lunch. Makaela's high chair was mayyyyyybe 18 inches away from the people sitting at the table next to us. Miss Makaela, being the friendly gal she is decided she wanted to meet her dining partners. After all, "hiiiiiiii" is one of her favorite words right now.

So imagine this, she's twisted in her high chair staring these people down (this child will DESTROY you in a staring contest, she has no fear of eye contact) with a huge chubby cheeked smile on her face saying Hi! Hiiii! hhiiiii! hiii. hi iii. Hi! Hiiii! Hi! Hiiii! hhiiiii! hiii. hi iii. Hi! Hiiii!

Me and Tim were giggling quietly, and the little boy at the table next to us, who was maybe 6 years old, started getting shifty eyes after about 50 "hi's" from MikMak. You could tell he was uncomfortable and didn't know what to do. God I wish I had it on video. Finally the mom at the table noticed Makaela and returned the hi and a smile.

That's all it took, Makaela waved, turned back around in her seat and shot an accomplished smile at Tim and I.

You should totally try this the next time you go out for a meal. You, as in the adult. Picture it. Imagine how uncomfortable the unsuspecting patron next to you would be, it'd really heighten their dining experience.

Beware of the stare! Come on, how can you not return a smile to this pretty little thang? 

Makaela Moments

Tuesday, May 6th

8:36 AM -Makaela discovers my hidden box of Lindor chocolates. She sneakily takes one and attempts to suck the chocolate out through the wrapper.

8:42 AM - After finishing off her chocolate ball (that I so kindly helped her unwrap) she wipes her chocolate face and hands all over my pants. I'm not in sweatpants, so this sucks. 

8:45 AM - She's back at it, climbing into the cupboard. Little does she know I've successfully hidden the chocolates. 

8:51 AM - She pitches a fit because I won't open the can of Rotel for her....

8:52 AM - I ask her if she's ready for a diaper change and nap.

8:57 AM - She is cradling a can of peas and carrots and hates me because I will not allow her to take them into her crib with her. 

9:00 AM - She's out like a light.

9:01 AM - I enjoy my cold coffee :)